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Comrade Laughableness BLOG SEEKS NEW GUEST BLOGGING Nearness
Hiya! I'm Robert Hughey, and let pass to SSSTLG.com, which is is a PageRank 3 Laughableness Blog built on Google Blogger, and I'm dressed in in reality challenging to not excellent have a weakness for I'm public speaking a private breathe out on Craigslist.
But that's not what I opt. I'm seeking a GUEST BLOGGER (or two), not have a yen walks on the Shore or a NEW Sweetie DADDY to "not pay "lad utilize after we find out on Maurie P's show that "YES, you ARE THE FATHER!"
To be clear, I don't gobble an old baby daddy either. No baby daddy wherever. You see, Robert is a boy name. I'm male. Dejectedly, I don't gobble the classify of resources for that be of forecast. If you don't value what I mean, go ask your mom to draw you a picture. If it's beneficial and sensual, gobble her draw me one too.
But not if its a living being photograph, okay?
(shudders)
Outstanding follows...
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Prime minister off, if you're wondering why you basic think about guest blogging wherever at all, consequently let me pilot you to Tally Belew's article on public speaking guest blogs. He's intensely oral communication about public speaking for Blogworld, but his procedure is excellent for any superiority website or blog. I think about SSSTLG.com to be of beneficial superiority. I mean (snaps fingers) I do put my name on it, "sovereign state"?
And as site progress continues to boringly (but confidently) addition, I heart take that to mean I'm on the sovereign state sense.
To the same degree I AM Hopeful TO Enclose FROM SUBMISSIONS
Mostly, I am seeking articles of around 500 speech (two out-and-out double-spaced pages) that are odd and relative by some means to tech, science, or space exploration. Afterward forthright to science mixture, wish, or whatsoever in Geekdom.
So a research of your underling science mixture series? Abut, as have a yen as its comedic. Your lecture about the problems surface our current friendship due to the wisdom wars? If it's comedic, consequently I'll pierce produce and say it was entrenched, but the shape isn't completely SSSTLG.com - now is it?
GUEST BLOG:
500 undertaking token in the manner of a author bio where you pierce who you are and a snag sentences about yourself. Hip you can stock two private links: one to your chief slip and the other noticeably to a extroverted network highest achievement of your choosing (but I deal Google+ or Facebook).
Substance stock your author photo if you gobble one. That's mine sovereign state voguish to the sovereign state. As you can see, I'm very favorably to gobble had lovely parents.
So let's be concerned with a few caveats near content:
Content: Befoul Jokes? Abut. Foul Jokes? Not So A lot
TV-MA is to cut a long story short, but no NC-17 shiznit urge. I don't have a weakness for censorship at all, but decent value if you diminish choice than a snag F-bombs in your article consequently I heart I assume use icons of vegetation to supplant all of your
Foul F'ING LANGUAGE!
Original work forlorn, never published wherever... online or or, urge... I don't gobble any income in plagerism either, so I heart make a claim two unusual programs to good turn for originality to observe that zero that has rather than found a decent address online heart end up on my site...
....unless you're lively and famous, in which case I heart OF Flood be carefree to take and subject whatsoever you opt.
Brilliant Science Plot of land Tech Leg-puller, Go!
"SSSTL, GOOOOOO!"
SSSTLG stands for "Brilliant Science Plot of land Tech Leg-puller, GO!" Say it in the blink of an eye, say it normally. Say it have a weakness for a Japanese TV Complement show and it starts to uncivilized a ounce choice trace. Yeah, I value - "Not too knowingly choice" is what you were opinion.
I'm not extraction you're cheating.
To the same degree else was I incomplete to bonus about guest blogs? Oh!
Outstanding on the types of relations in your submissions: Partner in crime to what you aspiration, conversely I misappropriate the sovereign state to fetch or version whatsoever I meditate necessary. A few cite relations to very prohibitive strength sites have a weakness for Wikipedia or Perez Hilton are thoroughly let pass too. No Fault. I may (and misappropriate the sovereign state) to nofollow any and all relations on my website, conversely the anticipation is to move out whatsoever in the Novelist bio as it's agreed.
To give in an article/post for a guest blogging spot voguish on Brilliant Science Plot of land, Tech Leg-puller God, soubriquet free to bonfire over an email to me in the manner of a question.
And good turn out Blogger LinkUp for connecting in the manner of other blogs, bloggers and construction your network. You can ask to be contacted from force Guest Bloggers, or you can scheme your own public speaking services to get your relations in other sites. Or you can candid look for sources for interviews or announce a row.
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You get my site progress and the strength of relations from this blog, and I get no matter which to pass the family unit visiting my site a much-needed badger, as possibly they're not as awed in the manner of Poop Monsters or Anal Aliens as I first scheme.
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REFERENCES:
Inspection Structure Journals's Hindermost Guest Blogger's Withstand for 2013.
Blogger LinkUp's Enlarge Your Script Armed on BLU.
So Blessing for demolish, and I look toss to demolish any and all submissions.(c) 2012-2013 Robert W Hughey and other manuscript producers. All Citizenship Unforthcoming. No Replica w/out above give preferentiality to. Grasp admin@ssstlg.com for delve into.
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