The Mayors Of Bolingbrook Nora Wipfler 1975
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"Period "The Babbler" was down, it was without doubt wasn't out. As our first trial near lately elected mayor Nora Wipfler scarcely showed."
MAYOR WIPFLER SPEAKS: ROMEOVILLE WON'T EAT US!
"As avoiding "The Babbler" finished the work to rule, new Society Go Nora Wipfler finally get hard to an interview! While unquestionably the powers that be away from home her from betraying the undamaged truth about her strategy for Bolingbrook, we found her relative state of undress to be altogether greet."
Reporter: Thank you for the trial, madam rule.
Wipfler: You can cry out me mayor. Every person else does.
Reporter: OK. Positive Mayor Wipfler, thank you for this trial.
Wipfler: Oh don't thank me. I settle beg to be able to go to weave and not carry some weight about about a three AM cry out from your reporters.
Reporter: Fair sufficiently.
Wipfler: But don't begin to have that means I'll put up near any bigot questions.
Reporter: (Moan certain pages out of his laptop.) In that case, my first distrust is, how do you listen being the most terrible mayor in the galaxy?
Wipfler: Galaxy? Oh that's principled. It feels settle for instance being the mayor of a magnificent kinship in Illinois. I listen it.
Reporter: Advise us about your first support near a space alien.
Wipfler: Now exploit on. You spill the beans that would be classified. I possibly will tell you, but subsequently a man in mauve would contain to clout you.
Reporter: Not a man in blue?
Wipfler: I made-up a man in blue. Now how about several questions that I can tight spot.
Reporter: OK. Our sources tell us that Old Chicago is being built over the indian money ground of ancient astronauts. Are you distressed that Bolingbrook possibly will exploit under attack from a exclamation, the alien's decedents, or both?
Wipfler: No.
Reporter: Do you base to elaborate?
Wipfler: Old Chicago isn't being built on an ancient nuclear aid disposal site. The developer isn't an alien. The communists aren't ordering me to provoke the developer. It's settle as usual as a shopping hall near an contained by leisure traditional can be usual.
Reporter: Are you distressed about the deduction of Old Chicago prospect under mystic attack?
Wipfler: I'm sure the men in light purple, er mauve, er at all color they are, atmosphere challenge any such attack. Period it sounds for instance a pleasing analyze for a accident movie. You should see into the future it to Hollywood.
Reporter: Oh no! We're a significant message.
Wipfler: Gang. Adjoining distrust.
Reporter: Together with Old Chicago introduction this see and the anticipated widening of Sprint 53, are you distressed that near choice league prospect in the sphere of Bolingbrook, Clow's cover atmosphere be blown?
Wipfler: Clow's cover?
Reporter: You spill the beans. Clow's cover story.
Wipfler: Oh, the undamaged UFO base madness.
Reporter: I've seen evidence!
Wipfler: Make comfortable down. I'll donate you a quote. Old Chicago is to the South of Clow air- er, UFO base. To the same degree everybody atmosphere be looking South, they won't perceive the UFO's flying in the sphere of Clow. That way equally society claims there's a UFO base in Bolingbrook, we can say, "If show were a base in Bolingbrook, how exploit no one has seen it?"
Reporter: At the same time as we've threatening them near Old Chicago.
Wipfler: And since everybody is indoors--
Reporter: That's brilliant!
Wipfler: That's why I won the choose.
Reporter: You spill the beans, equally John--
(Wipfler clears her gorge)
Reporter: OK. Adjoining distrust. You are advice state to buy in Bolingbrook. Yet Bolingbrook relies on Interstellar tourism and trade. If the aliens followed your word, wouldn't that tear down our economy?
Wipfler: How so?
Reporter: If they did all their shopping on their native worlds, subsequently they wouldn't shop in Bolingbrook. To the same degree we rely on their traveler dollars, should we as a matter of fact be telltale that they operation their money at native.
Wipfler: Positive, if they're shopping in Bolingbrook, that means they can't get what they're looking for on their native planets. So I make something stand out it debatable that our work to rule would sustain them to shop out cold. So if we sustain our state to shop in Bolingbrook, and aliens shop in Bolingbrook as well, jointly they'll profit save our cutback.
Reporter: I see.
Wipfler: Now we're getting eccentric. What's the back question?
Reporter: Definite league say that the Bolingbrook/Romeoville reach foresight job is part of a analyze to careen Bolingbrook in the sphere of Romeoville.
Wipfler: Fair not. Romeoville is not leave-taking to eat Bolingbrook. It is settle a group serious to coordinating the growth of our two communities.
Reporter: Mode of for instance the Binary Cities.
Wipfler: In a way, yes.
Reporter: I contain a connection in the Binary Cities. He tells me that he knows an alternatively magnificent of league show who solidify polygamy or are in assumed deliberate associations. Aren't you afraid that if Bolingbrook and Romeoville act for instance the Binary Cities, choice state atmosphere pass up these assumed "alternative lifestyles?"
Wipfler: I. I as a matter of fact don't spill the beans how to tight spot that distrust.
Reporter: You're not afraid that forcing Bolingbrook in the sphere of a twin settlement divergence near Romeoville atmosphere take a chance stage set ancestry ethics in Bolingbrook.
Wipfler: I'm not sure what I begin to have of your deduction.
Reporter: Definite league say that this commisson is tyrannical to the state of Bolingbrook, and possibly will haul to a congenial war.
Wipfler: Is several league named John Olson?
Reporter: Maybe. How do you respond?
Wipfler: I begin to have our aliens ambassadors would be able to broker a categorize catch before any bout. As well, we are suburbanites. We don't route to bout. We route to filing lawsuits opposed to what's more other. That's the appropriate way.
Reporter: But don't you begin to have.
Wipfler: I begin to have you contain sufficiently substance. You don't contain as many pages as you hand-me-down to.
Reporter: Artless, but I do contain one choice.
Staffer: (Walks in the sphere of the room.) Excuse me. That man sent new-fangled epistle to you. He says that our ordinances in relation to gas station rules are too off-putting, and that we shouldn't be disciplining stations whose rules defy the signs.
Wipfler: So he thinks a gas station should be able to post rules hype their fare and non-automative products?
Staffer: Yes.
Wipfler: Positive subsequently. Maybe we should let all the gas stations put up as many rules as they beg, and if the flea market allows Bolingbrook to be plastic-coated in rules, subsequently who are we to argue?
(Ache pause, and any women burst out pleased.)
Wipfler: That's a pleasing one.
"Tomorrow: Mayor Robert "Bob" Bailey gets immovable in a disco hallucination flare-up."
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